diff --git a/src/commands/api.rs b/src/commands/api.rs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4a1ec37
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/commands/api.rs
@@ -0,0 +1,87 @@
+use chrono;
+use md5::Digest;
+use rand::seq::SliceRandom;
+use reqwest::{Error, Response};
+use serde::Deserialize;
+
+#[derive(Deserialize, Debug)]
+struct Session {
+    ret_msg: String,
+    session_id: String,
+    timestamp: String,
+}
+
+#[derive(Deserialize, Debug)]
+pub struct God {
+    #[serde(rename = "Name")]
+    name: String,
+    ret_msg: Option<String>,
+}
+
+async fn get_utc_timestamp() -> Result<String, Error> {
+    let timestamp: String = chrono::Utc::now().format("%Y%m%d%H%M%S").to_string();
+    return Ok(timestamp);
+}
+
+async fn get_signature(
+    dev_id: &String,
+    method: &str,
+    auth_key: &String,
+    timestamp: &String,
+) -> Result<String, Error> {
+    let hash: Digest = md5::compute(format!("{}{}{}{}", dev_id, method, auth_key, timestamp));
+    let signature: String = format!("{:x}", hash);
+    return Ok(signature);
+}
+
+async fn create_session() -> Result<Session, Error> {
+    let dev_id: String = std::env::var("DEV_ID").expect("Missing DEV_ID");
+    let auth_key: String = std::env::var("AUTH_KEY").expect("Missing AUTH_KEY");
+    let method: &str = "createsession";
+
+    let timestamp: String = get_utc_timestamp().await?;
+    let signature: String = get_signature(&dev_id, &method, &auth_key, &timestamp).await?;
+
+    let request: String = format!(
+        "https://api.smitegame.com/smiteapi.svc/createsessionJson/{dev_id}/{signature}/{timestamp}",
+        dev_id = dev_id,
+        signature = signature,
+        timestamp = timestamp
+    );
+
+    let response: Response = reqwest::get(&request).await?;
+    let session: Session = response.json().await?;
+    return Ok(session);
+}
+
+async fn get_gods() -> Result<Vec<God>, Error> {
+    let dev_id: String = std::env::var("DEV_ID").expect("Missing DEV_ID");
+    let auth_key: String = std::env::var("AUTH_KEY").expect("Missing AUTH_KEY");
+    let method: &str = "getgods";
+
+    let session_id: String = create_session().await?.session_id;
+
+    let timestamp: String = get_utc_timestamp().await?;
+    let signature: String = get_signature(&dev_id, &method, &auth_key, &timestamp).await?;
+
+    let request: String = format!(
+        "https://api.smitegame.com/smiteapi.svc/getgodsJson/{id}/{signature}/{session}/{timestamp}/1",
+        id = dev_id,
+        signature = signature,
+        session = session_id,
+        timestamp = timestamp,
+    );
+
+    let response: Response = reqwest::get(&request).await?;
+    let gods: Vec<God> = response.json().await?;
+    return Ok(gods);
+}
+
+pub async fn get_random_god() -> Result<String, Error> {
+    let gods: Vec<God> = get_gods().await?;
+    let god: &God = gods
+        .choose(&mut rand::thread_rng())
+        .expect("Couldn't pick random god.");
+    let name: String = god.name.clone();
+    return Ok(name);
+}
diff --git a/src/commands/mod.rs b/src/commands/mod.rs
index 2a105ac..d6aa859 100644
--- a/src/commands/mod.rs
+++ b/src/commands/mod.rs
@@ -1,3 +1,5 @@
 // Group all commands for registration
+mod api;
+pub mod random;
 pub mod slur;
 pub mod team;
diff --git a/src/commands/random.rs b/src/commands/random.rs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b8f1aca
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/commands/random.rs
@@ -0,0 +1,36 @@
+use crate::commands::api::get_random_god;
+use crate::serenity;
+use crate::{Context, Error};
+
+/// Picks a random something
+#[poise::command(slash_command, subcommands("god"))]
+pub async fn random(_ctx: Context<'_>) -> Result<(), Error> {
+    Ok(())
+}
+
+/// Picks a random god
+#[poise::command(slash_command)]
+pub async fn god(ctx: Context<'_>) -> Result<(), Error> {
+    if ctx.author().id == serenity::UserId(310437480216395777) {
+        ctx.send(|f| {
+            f.embed(|f| {
+                f.title("Random God")
+                    .description(format!("You main **Aphrodite**, idiot."))
+                    .color(serenity::Colour::from_rgb(227, 28, 121))
+            })
+        })
+        .await?;
+        return Ok(());
+    }
+
+    let god: String = get_random_god().await?;
+    ctx.send(|f| {
+        f.embed(|f| {
+            f.title("Random God")
+                .description(format!("Try not to throw with **{}**, idiot.", god))
+                .color(serenity::Colour::BLUE)
+        })
+    })
+    .await?;
+    Ok(())
+}
diff --git a/src/commands/slur.rs b/src/commands/slur.rs
index 68e225b..7308759 100644
--- a/src/commands/slur.rs
+++ b/src/commands/slur.rs
@@ -9,16 +9,16 @@ use std::{
 /// Basically a ping command
 #[poise::command(slash_command, prefix_command)]
 pub async fn slur(ctx: Context<'_>) -> Result<(), Error> {
-    let file = File::open("quotes.txt").unwrap_or_else(|_e| panic!("Quote file missing.")); // Open the quotes file
-    let file = BufReader::new(file); // Read the quotes file
+    let file: File = File::open("quotes.txt").unwrap_or_else(|_e| panic!("Quote file missing.")); // Open the quotes file
+    let file: BufReader<File> = BufReader::new(file); // Read the quotes file
     let quotes = file.lines().map(|res| res.expect("Failed to read line."));
-    let quote = quotes
+    let quote: String = quotes
         .choose(&mut rand::thread_rng())
         .expect("No lines in file."); // Pick a random quote
 
     ctx.send(|f| {
         f.embed(|f| {
-            f.title("DMBrandon Sez:")
+            f.title("DMBrandon Sez")
                 .description(format!("\"{}\"", quote))
                 .color(serenity::Colour::GOLD)
         })
diff --git a/src/main.rs b/src/main.rs
index 5485a97..11befb5 100644
--- a/src/main.rs
+++ b/src/main.rs
@@ -11,7 +11,11 @@ type Context<'a> = poise::Context<'a, Data, Error>;
 async fn main() {
     let framework = poise::Framework::builder()
         .options(poise::FrameworkOptions {
-            commands: vec![commands::slur::slur(), commands::team::team()], // IntelliJ doesn't like this, but it's fine.
+            commands: vec![
+                commands::slur::slur(),
+                commands::team::team(),
+                commands::random::random(),
+            ], // IntelliJ doesn't like this, but it's fine.
             ..Default::default()
         })
         .token(std::env::var("DISCORD_TOKEN").expect("Missing DISCORD_TOKEN"))